Have you ever been accused of being a Vampire because you were a woman? Mercy L Brown was. That's not even a joke. The joke is the state of our brains in the late 1800s apparently...
Guests: Bods, Brett, Mike
Week 2 of Spooky Season brings us the Ghost Binkers! A group of people who listen to ghost stories and say that they're dumb, probably to hide the piss that is running down their legs. On this episode we bink a story about the Redheaded Hitchhiker of Route 44. Cue my evil laugh. What do you mean the file is corrupted? Don't we have a backup?
Spooky Season is upon us! And as to not overwhelm you, we're starting with something a little more mild: Halloween parties. I know, I know, "Where's the ghosts? Where's the nightmares?" Worry you not, we'll get there. Just enjoy the slow burnnnnnnnn. Seriously though, what is a dog girlfriend?
How disappointed would you be if the description ended right here?
Guests: Bods, Aaram, Brett
Tasty Morsels
Travis Scott Meal
We're deep in part 2 of these awful awful middle school dating stories and oh lord. If you haven't listened to part 1... What. Are. Ya. Doin. You are gonna miss so many references. Stick around to the end for Improv Me Wrong where we are a toy company responsible for Bust Powder, Skid Fingers, and Bees.
Middle School is an awkward time for most if not all of us. There's hormones flying everywhere, the changes, and everyone is super judgey of everyone else. And you have the nerve to try to have a romantic relationship during that time??
Guests: Jimmy, Brett, Amy
My teacher could beat the hell out of your teacher! Through the power of smelling books and being creepy towards girls, he is undefeatable. This isn't even his final form. Teachers are weird sometimes. We talk about those times.
Guests: Jimmy, Killian, Brittany
Why did I eat the bacon jalapeno pizza? I just... it sounded so good but then it was such a bad idea. Honestly it's not even my fault, I shouldn't have been there in the first place. But like how are you gonna tempt someone with a pizza like that and not expect them to get it? I was set up to fail. And fail I did...
What if you had plans to take someone on a fun day trip for your birthday? What if you had a great time? Until everyone mysteriously disappears and a strange man asks you to go on the adventure of a lifetime...
Guests: Jimmy, Brittany, Amy
Oh surprise, it's another Williams Brother's Goats Gruff episode! Caught you off guard this time huh? Don't worry, this one is better than the other ones.
Guests: Aaram
Tasty Morsels A song potentially dirtier than WAP: Play (Dirty) by David Banner